COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . . 65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in North Dakota plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in North Dakota sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars wont start. People in North Dakota drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above zero: People in Miami all die. People in North Dakota close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in North Dakota get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in North Dakota get upset because they cant start the snowmobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in North Dakota start saying...Cold enough foh ya? 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:23:00 +0000
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