CONGRATULATIONS MICHIGAN In an unprecedented move, Michigan was awarded the newly created Nobel Green prize for combating global warming. As record numbers of sickly pale residents emerged from their unusually long winter sleep, their skin reflected enough solar radiation to offset half of the greenhouse gasses produced during the last 100 years. Scientists warn that if Wisconsin and North Dakota did the same thing, we would not only begin a new ice age but reflect enough energy back to the sun that it would shorten the suns lifespan by 50,000 years.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 19:04:47 +0000
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