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COUNTDOWN TO COLONOSCOPY - 5 Days Listed below are some little things you can do to make your colonoscopy more enjoyable and also make it a more memorable experience for the medical staff that will be giving you the procedure. I havent decided yet which of these Im going with, but the choices are: 1. Place a single red rose between the cheeks of your buttocks with a note that says: Call Me. 2. Put an Air Mail sticker and postage on your right buttock cheek with an address label that lists the destination simply as Funkytown. 3. Hide a gold doubloon between your buttock cheeks with a treasure map and an arrow pointing down that says, Dig Here. And if you go with the treasure map, wear a patch over one eye. Special little thematic touches like that will be appreciated by the medical staff and are worth the extra effort. Trust me.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 11:49:23 +0000

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