CRAZINES:ls wen u buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of 350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama coz of 12k HOUSE RENT for village FAITH:ls using d last money on u to buy wallet. STUPIDITY:ls having Six BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment(Eko for SHOw,Lagos mumu) WEALTH:ls when you buy a First class return ticket to UK to Pick up a forgotten Wrist Watch(money speaking) WASTAGE:ls buying a big MANSION at ASOKORO in Abuja and only ur mai-guard and House maid dey live there(Political Armed Robber) TROUBLE:ls slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a Barrack(you may not live well enough to tell d story) IRONY:ls having d Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport(He can not come and die na) FOOLISHNESS:ls taking a #5,000 Cab to watch a Film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel....(Abeg!!! Why u no fit wait for d pirated Copy now) LOVE:ls buying Suya for your girlfriend while you Eat only d onions with tears rushing from your eye(you love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you) MADNESS:ls when a Lady Flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS Victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR(Hmmmm....life don tire you abi???) DIRTINESS:ls when cockroach,Rat,Ant,Spider becomes ur Roommates and u say "God Created them for Purpose" (Na lie! Na money wey u go use buy trap,insecticide no dey) STINGINESS:ls when u finish reading dis and u didnt re broadcast so dt ur friends can LAUGH too....dnt stop d FUN.....Stay bless friends
Posted on: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 08:16:27 +0000
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