CRAZINESS: Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350k & Landlord dey pursue your mama cos of N12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH: Is using the last money on you to buy wallet? (Wetin you go put inside d wallet) STUPIDITY: Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu). WEALTH: Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking). WASTAGE: Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja & only your Mai-guard & House Maid dey live there (Political armed robber). TROUBLE: Is slapping a soldier in front of a quarter guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story). IRONY: Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot come and die na). FOOLISHNESS: Is taking a N5k cab to watch a film of N1k at Eko Hotel... (Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now). LOVE: Is buying Suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye (You love her abi? Hunger never deal with you). MADNESS: Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR (Hmmm ....Life don tire you abi?). DIRTINESS: Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates & you say ' God created them for a purpose (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey).
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 11:49:34 +0000
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