CRAZINESS....: is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for N350,000 and Landlord dey pursue your MAMA cos of N12K House Rent for VILLAGE, FAITH....: is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii) WISDOM....: is dating your landlords daughter.. (Over kakulation) STUPIDITY....: is having six BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment.. (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu) WEALTH....: is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch(Money speaking) WASTAGE....: Is buying a Big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live there (Political Armed Robber) TROUBLE....: is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (You may not live well enough to tell the story) IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (He can not come and die na) FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Eko Hotel.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the Alaba pirated copy joor) LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions while tears dey rush comot from your eye.. (Chei....Calabar bleeping) MADNESS is when a LADY flirt with a Rich HIV/AIDS Victim so that she can get money to Buy BRASILLIAN HAIR, (hmm..Na only God know when person go die jare,abi?) DIRTINESS is When Cockroach, Ant, Spider and Rat becomes your Roommates and you said God Created them for a Purpose.( this one na death trap ooo) STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you neither add your own join, comment, nor click LIKE or SHARE so that your friends and contacts on facebook here go follow u laugh too LOL
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 07:16:41 +0000
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