Cab Driver A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, Whats wrong with you, honey? - Havent you ever seen a naked woman before? The old driver answered, Let me tell you something, lady, I wasnt staring at you like you think; that would not be proper where I come from. The drunk woman giggled and responded, Well, if youre not staring at my b**bs or a*s, sweetie, what are you doing then? He paused a moment, then told her...Well, Mam, I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking to myself,Where in the hell is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride? Now, thats a REAL Businessman!!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 17:19:44 +0000
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