California has a hundred thousand palms. Six of them are trees, and the rest are on maître ds. Californians are incredible. They sit around their pools and spend hours discussing water conservation. There are ten million hair dryers in California. Then there are some also owned by women. You can always tell a California car. It doesnt have a muffler under it. It has a pedestrian. Californians march to their own drummers. To them, too far out is a breast measurement. A mind reader relocated in California. In two weeks he almost died because he has nothing to do. Once in a while you hear about a dry spell in California. I got a letter from my cousin and the stamp was attached with a pin. If you feel a tremor in California, you should do two things: get under a doorway and make sure the doorway is in Buffalo. In California the eye of a hurricane would wear contact lenses. California is loaded with condos. One kid was asked by his teacher, What happened in 1492? The kid answered, How would I know? I live on the twelfth floor. I know a kid in California who when asked to Mississippi. he asks, The river or the state. I know a guy in California who when he heard he was going into cardiac arrest, he sent for a bail bondsman. They have so many earth quakes in California a friend of mind changed his Zip Code three times. A crack in the earth said to another, Dont blame me. Its not my fault.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 09:21:46 +0000
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