Came across this poem I had from way back in Sub School, and it still makes me laugh, but mostly reminds me of what it was like, under the sea.... THE HEAD Ive been aboard this submarine for nigh on to a week, sitting here with both legs crossed, unable to take a leak. Im afraid to ask instructions too ashamed to face the crew, If I dont figure something out I dont know what Ill do. Push this lever, turn that valve, which one do I use first, if I dont find the answer soon, my bladders gonna burst. I sure dont want to flood the boat, I cannot take a chance, but If I dont do something, Im gonna wet my pants. I fell asleep in sub school, when they gave the demonstration, Im sitting now in misery from lack of urination. Ive held it in for over a week, thats as long as I can go, wont someone show me how it works, my kidneys about to blow. Theres no one I can turn to, the situations mighty bleak, Id give my reenlistment bonus, for a chance to take a leak. The pain is quite unbearable, Im about to throw a fit, Unable to pee was bad enough but now I have to ____!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 02:40:12 +0000
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