Camp SIgmund 100 Somewhere Street Apartment 206 Some State, Some Nation Some Date Dear Sir: It has come to our attention that you were treated rather miserably at a series of other so called summer camps and other fine institutions including unfortunately. we ,must admit, Camp Sigmund We are truly floored and crushed here, totally embarassed and do not know exactly what to say.Camp Sigmund is not and was not built for everyone.though at our core we aspire to be absolutely democratic bar none.Despite much ignorance, reputation hagiography and demonology If we say in any shape manner or form or accent that nobody is perfect and that no household is perfect, we would be grievously guilty of bashing you over the head with yet another dark leaden metallic cliche. Which hurts anyone.We know that given economic factors such as economies of scale.. that that sometimes works or seems to work and is occasionally unwise or unwise to the point of Major Global Disasters As per our usual informal contracts we cannot offer you any cash refund or much solid so called statistical row and column proof or certain types of evidence.Please try not to be too angry with us or too suspicious or guilty or shocked or horrified. Our intentions have always been nothing but the best but we are flawed people often imbalanced in our portfolios of talents and senstivities and knowledge bases and such,,things Quite likely you exceeded most of us or possibly nearly all of us intellectually and in the scope and range of your potential imagination and human sensitivities at the age of 23 or even perhaps much earlier than 23 when officially and unofficially your Major Social Issues began. We all want and need so called Society. What people always mean by Society is inevitably political, highly charged, changeable and complex even if an understanding of this is not key or is even antithetical to the comfort zones of many ordinary people. Yes that was 33 years ago, an odd number all in all and a grievously long time for any human of any description --and these are not very reliable of course and vary endlessly from one person to another and from one person at one time to the same person at another time Your dissatisfaction disgust and rage are for US absolutely understandable if not pleasant to hear.Probably at least 70 to 80 percent or more our fault. individually and collectively. Many of our founders. like those of a huge range of instititutions living and dead were very driven people and often quite intelligent people , way way above average which is NOT to say way way out but were merely average or slightly talented or quite untalented in some areas key to your case. and probably regrettably many others.. Well from our perspective here at camp Sigmund you have had everything on your personal life menu from dime a dozen well so to speak (we dont want to tread on toes in this conservative era too often alas) White Castle belly bombers to $200 chateaubriand for two. No. You did not deserve ANY toxic jealousy or punishment here as we NOW observe. Oh jeez...as some might say Even in a world of major relative and absolute impoverization or perceived impoverization which can be nearly as bad. So if you return our chateaubriand to the kitchen once, twice three times or a thousand times calmly or angrily patiently or impatiently we will assume from now on this was likely mostly or somewhat our fault Ever with you near and far and to add what we rarely say Infinite or endless Love to you from Absolutely Everybody at Camp Sigmund and all allied facilities.(sounds so commercial!!!!) XOXOXOXOXO You are always welcome back at any time for any purpose in this multiverse and a light is always waiting.for you. Try please to forgive us Not everything is always a business and not everything that has anything to do with any business is always absolutely awful Try to believe please that this is sometimes true??? the staff here
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 09:25:26 +0000
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