Canada has responded to the Obama/Hamas incident by firing several rockets into U.S. territory aimed at Casper, Wyoming. “There can be no so-called friendly diplomatic solutions between the U.S. and Canada,” WASHINGTON, March21, 2013 ― In an historic move to heal wounds between the U.S. and the Arab world Obama continued on to the West Bank today to meet with Abbas, where he unexpectedly likened future Israeli-Palestinian problem-solving mechanisms in a two-state solution to those used between the U.S. and Canada! Canada responded by firing several rockets at Casper, Wyoming. The homemade rockets fell short, killing several cows and destroying a barn and out-buildings belonging to the Johnson family just outside Bismarck, North Dakota. “There can be no so-called friendly diplomatic solutions between the U.S. and Canada,” said Canadian Prime Minister, Seal Harpooner. “Not as long as they give up their secret plan to push us into the sea and take all our bitumen! We have tried diplomacy and they turned down a free bridge into Michigan. Friendly solutions, my cheddar! And we want our Cup back.” No group had taken responsibility for the rocket attacks as of press time, but sources suggested they may have been the work of the University of Regina’s Amateur Model Rocketeering Club. Read more: communities.washingtontimes/neighborhood/peoples-communities-cube/2013/mar/21/obama-visits-israel-avoids-hamas-rockets/#ixzz2dRoW1FiI Follow us: @wtcommunities on Twitter
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 10:42:18 +0000
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