Candy was my whole life when I was a kid. That was... First ten years of my life, I think the only clear thought I had was: GET CANDY! That was it. Family, friends, school, they were just obstacles in they way of the candy. Im out for the candy here. Im just thinking: Get candy! Get candy! Thats why you have to teach kids not to take candy from a stranger if theyre playing in the playground, because theyre such candy idiot moron brains... Theyre just: This man has candy, Im going with him. Goodbye. Whatever happens to me. Get candy, get candy... Dont go! Theyll torture you, theyll kidnap you. It doesnt matter, he has an Old Henry. I have to take that chance. Get candy, get candy... So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when youre a kid your brain cant even process the information. Youre like: What is this? What did you say? What did you say about giving out candy? Whos giving out candy? Everyone that we know is just giving out candy? Are you kidding me? When is this happening? Where? Why? Take me with you! I gotta be a part of this. Ill do anything that they want. I can wear that. Ill wear anything I have to wear. Ill do anything Ill have to do to get the candy from those fools that are so stupid theyre giving it away. -Jerry Seinfeld
Posted on: Tue, 18 Feb 2014 04:28:32 +0000