Captain Morgan and pal have just been asked to sit on the Captain’s table tonight. Last time this happened Miss I fell asleep in the middle of one of the Captain’s tales. Her eyes were shut and her head was nodding. Everyone must have thought I had Tourette’s because I kept making loud noises, and gesticulating in order to a) wake her up b) make people look the other way. It was however noted by our friend Robbie, a senior member of the crew, from a table quite far away. Uhoh. At the Q&A session we were seriously asked the question How DO you learn all those lines? White horses now on a sea of Paynes Grey and the ship is rolling ever so gently. New note – never wash your eye shadow brush just before you put on your eye shadow. I look like Theda Bara before an operation for cataracts.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 17:30:57 +0000
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