Catch the LoopHoler Rebbe on the cover of tomorrows The Wall Street Journal! The LoopHoler would like to thank you for spreading Jewbellish to the four corners of the world! IMPORTANT NOTE: - One is not permitted to throw out an image of the holy LoopHoler Rebbe. One must cut out His image and bury it before throwing out the WSJ. - The punishment, for accidentally throwing out the paper without cutting out His image, is getting stoned. (Not the Iranian way.) - The LoopHoler Rebbe, however, allows you to draw a new nose [in black ink] on His image, in order to throw it out. That visual nasal adjustment renders the image to the category of some other Jew and not the holy LoopHoler. Thereby being permissible to trash. - If one is too lazy to recycle the WSJ, the LoopHoler allows you to accidently spill coffee on the paper and then trash it. The spill places the recyclable paper into the trash category.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 05:40:40 +0000
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