Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldnt start, and it was too late to call the local service station. The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasnt even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife. No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife taped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. I couldnt do that, he whispered. Your husband is my best friend! Listen, sugar, she whispered back, there aint nothing in the whole wide world could wake hime up now. I cant believe that, Charlie said. Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, hell wake up wont he? Sugar, he certainly wont. If you dont believe me, pluck a hair out of his asshole and see if that wakes him. Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wifes side of the bed and screwed her. When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasnt long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husbands asshole hairs. The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered: Listen, Charlie, old pal, I dont mind you banging my wife, but for Petes sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 05:28:20 +0000
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