Cheap cigars and other disasters to numerous to add! Have you ever anted to try a good cigar and it turns lousy? I did. When I was 21 I bought a box of cigars from The Dominican Republic. I opened the box and lit one up. It smelled like a skunk did pee pee on the cigars. It was so bad it permeated the entire neighborhood. Mrs. Esaclantez came over to my house and asked if there was a dead animal rotting under the porch. My mother saw me puffing on the cigar with a sick looking face on me. I was so disgusted ! The box was full of cigars that could gag a maggot. Then it hit me! I could sell them! I put them up for sale. I made a booth and put a price on them. All of my neighbors bought them for $6.50 plus tax. I made back all of my money I spent on the cigars. Later that day I heard numerous fights going on in the neighborhood. Husbands were sitting on the porch after being banished from the house! The stinky cigar odor has made them go into exile! All because of a single cigar. World war 3 was breaking out and it was brutal! The cigars were like stink bombs. The odor was so bad the windows were opened. My mother knew I was the cause of the ruckus with the cheap cigars. She never told my father and that was Just wonderful! As expected, all relationships were intact and in good working order once again. I still opened my little cigar shop and I made some good money. Remember what looks good just might bite you in the fanny. The End
Posted on: Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:35:21 +0000
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