Check out Gods Creation by Miles Jaye A Love Initiative - Day 13 “God’s Creation” “A Holistic You... It Shows In Your Glow” “A Holistic You” sounds deep but it just means the whole you - all of you, head to toe, inside and out. Let’s start with the easy stuff... When you undress tonight for your bath or shower and you get down to your underwear; check for holes, wear and tear, damaged elastic and the dreaded “droop.” Those things have seen better days - they’ve had it. If you’ve had them since you pledged in your sophomore year at Howard, Harvard, Hampton or State and now your kids are in college... trash ‘em. LOL! If you’ve been wearing them since boot camp or basic training “it’s over now; it’s over now” - pass the hamper and head for the trash. They’re beyond Tide, All has done all it can do and there’s no need to waste your Bounce. Burn those jokers ceremoniously or you’re wife may mention them specifically in her divorce complaint. She may even bring them to court - get rid of the evidence. LOL! Ladies; if there’s only one hook left working on that bra and the underwire is more out than in, it may be time for retirement - the bra, not you. Not to mention the marks that painful wire is leaving on your chest and those straps killing your shoulders. Remember; you bought that bra when you were 30 lbs. lighter - its got a much bigger job to do now. Also; bras and panties come in sets now - seriously. Yes, you can actually pick panties that have matching bras - I know... it’s so exciting... it’s crazy! Victoria’s secret is this: spend a little more time and money on yourself - you’re worth it. Okay; that’s my secret! Why all the chatter about underwear? Because it’s about the whole you, not the hole you. It’s about the regal, royal you! Save the college, high school, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Tupac, Beyonce, Michael Jackson, F.B.I., NYPD, t-shirts for washing the car. You only look good in your hubby’s boxers and t-shirts once-in-a-while for comfort and laughs. Fellas; don’t even think about it - just get a nice robe or two; some really nice pj’s and slippers and call it a day. That’s it! Mother’s and Father’s days are coming! Bottom line; take care of you... it will Show in your Glow... in your morale. Look good around the house/apartment - somebody’s watching. Living alone? Look good anyway - you’ll feel bettah! I promise! See; that’ s not so hard... you’re doing holistic; and while we’re doing holistic; consider this image: You’re a beautiful yellow Lamborghini ($300 grand). Add a bumper sticker from your favorite radio station; some rims; fuzzy dice on the rear view mirror; pine tree air freshener and a two-tone after-market paint job. Now your $300,000 masterpiece is worth about $95 grand. LOL! The next time you schedule a $500 hair appointment ($300 hair/$200 salon), consider a $150 cut and color and skip the $350 tattoo altogether. You’re eye-lashes can only be so long without you looking crazy and if your heels get any higher you’ll need a hip-replacement by 45. LOL! You are the Lamborghini! If you’re not sure about the cut, Google Judith Jamison. Would you add extensions, tattoos and a tongue ring... ? Okay; STOP!!! After your shower; wrap yourself in a towel and stand in the mirror and stare at yourself for a while. Take in each feature; eyes, nose, mouth, smile, frown, laugh - yep, make faces. Don’t be surprised if you cry a little when you realize you are uniquely beautiful. You look just like your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, sister, brother or aunt Jeannie. Whisper “Thank you” to God! Now; would you fill your Lamborghini gas tank with Regular, Mid-Grade or Premium? If I didn’t lose you at the bra, panties, hair and tattoos; this is where I lose you. Trust me; McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, Churches, Popeyes, KFC, Checkers are regular. Get a bag of kale and collards, a bag of white potatoes and some yams, a box of rice, a bag of salad mix w/spinach, a box of pasta, some grits, a box of eggs, some tofu, some onions, a few peppers, some honey/agave nectar or organic sugar - that’s Premium! And whisper “Thank you” to God! One more note to the fellas! “Less is more!” is the furthest thing from the truth when it comes to compliments. When in doubt; roll another one out. She’s working really hard to get it just right and a lot of it is for you; the least you can do is say “Wow!” (Not about the credit card bill.) “Baby; that’s a bad haircut... when did you decide to do that?” When she tells you she wanted it to be a surprise and she’d been thinking about it for months; then she asks that fateful question... “Do you like it?” You love it! It makes you look 10 years younger. It’s making you crazy. Grunt and groan like you used to when you were thinking amorous (nasty) thoughts. Make her giggle and tell you to stop playing (she’s loving every minute of it). Most of all; you’re giving her confidence and confirmation with an opinion almost more important than her own - yours. (Or at least you’d better hope so. LOL!) Most important; it’s show in her glow and she will love you in ways you thought she had forgotten. Wait till She starts to growl and groan! :-) And whisper “Thank you” to God! Amen! Peace, love and blessings! M
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 23:28:24 +0000
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