Check out this little green thing. Its actually a food cooker, occasionally addressed as BBQ. If it were any cuter itd be on a key chain or a fussy Christmas tree. It has john Deere written on the front of it to make the girls ask questions like where are the tires and because john Deere is a crazy good selling factor, not to mention its country as that one hay shed everyone thinks is cool. Its never been used and is new as other new things, mostly because I didnt know how I could fight off all the good lookin girls who like dudes who cook food with green things that resemble a john Deere with no tires. We could take a ride on the little green food cooker but thatd be awkward. Asking for $250 and feel bad for that, because its worth like $7000 thousands of prices. It also comes with a fly swatter to distract the girls from tackling you, or to slap dudes in the face if youre a chick. Comes with a pre attached bottle of stuff you use to make fires with to cook your food which is full as full things because its never been used. This is something you could hang on your wall, cook food with, or even put beside your bed so you can look at it on nights youre having trouble sleeping, the sky is literally the limit, only to some extent because this thing does not fly. If you take this thing to the bar with you youre gonna need atleast 3 boxes of strawberries. Mostly because youre gonna need something to throw at the door when you get kicked out for being so awesome and strawberries seem like a funny thing to throw at doors. Youll get smiles from people who appreciate green food cookers so dont let that bring you down. It has a temperature reading thing on it to help regulate your incineration of the deer steaks your girlfriend brought home yesterday, cant go wrong at all, really. -Censored for the people who dont like funny stuff-
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 01:50:30 +0000
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