Chhoti si fish ne Apni Maa se Poocha : Hum Paani mein kyon rehte hai, zameen pe kyon nahi rehte ? Mummy Fish sweetly replied: Hum Fish hai isliye Paani mein rehte hain, Zameen par to sab selfish rehte hain !!! Death asked Life : Why does everyone love you and hate me? Life replied : Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are painful Truth.! A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life:: Never try to maintain relations in your life, Just try to maintain life in your relations.. We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes, and very good Judges for others mistakes. World always say – Find good people and leave bad ones. But I say, Find the good in people and ignore the bad in them. Because No one is born perfect.! A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop:: Only buses will stop here – Not your time, So Keep walking towards your goal.! Negative Thinkers focus on Problems... Positive thinkers focus on results... _______________________________________ THE CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK ... A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.” “Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters !! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied .... “PERFECT. SEND THE BILL TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW __________________________________________________ Beautiful... Must read: Once, a Junior School teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school. Each tomato will be given a name of the person whom that child hates. Like this, the number of tomatoes will be equal to the number of persons they hate. On a decided day, the children brought their tomatoes well addressed. Some had two, some had three and some had even five tomatoes . Teacher said they have to carry tomatoes with them everywhere they go for a week. As the days passed the children started to complain about the spoiled smell of tomatoes . Students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry. Teacher asked, How did you feel this one week? Children complained of smell & heavy weight of the tomatoes . Teacher said, This is very similar to what you carry in heart when you dont like some people. Hatred makes heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere. If you cant bear the smell of spoiled tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact on your heart that you carry throughout life. Heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds. Forgive those who have angered you. This makes room for storing good things.. Have a blessed life.. _____________________________________________________ An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window- shopping in Chandigarh. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She isnt wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner Wots the tyme? The sardar is a very patriotic man and hates desis / Indians who put on a foreign accent. He replies in the same American accent, Bra-panties. Confused the lady asks again, No! No! Wots the tyme? The sardar again answers back, in the same accent, Bra-panties. Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says, O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!! The angry sardar shouts back at him, Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu? barah payntis (12.35)
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