Chicken Jokes Why did Bilbo cross the road? To see the chickens...one last time. Why did Merry cross the road? Because it was the big one...big one! Why did Saruman cross the road? To catch chickens for orc-breeding. Why did the chicken cross the road? To rescue Gandalf from the tower. Why did Gandalf cross the road? Because he was riding on the chicken. Why did the Black Rider cross the road? To reattach all the pillow-feathers to the chickens. Why did Elrond cross the road? To cast the chicken into the fire, and destroy it! Why did Galadriel cross the road? If the chicken strayed but a little, it would fail. Why did Gollum cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did Pippin cross the road? To beat Gollum to eating the chicken. Why did Sam cross the road? To make Pippin cook the chicken first. Why did Frodo cross the road? The chicken was his guide and he was bound to it and it to him. Why did Boromir cross the road? Because Frodo was bound to the chicken. Why did Aragorn cross the road? The chickens fate was no longer in his hands. Why did Faramir cross the road? He and the chicken finally understood one another. Why did Legolas cross the road? Because he could not linger. Not even for chicken. Why did Gimli cross the road? He didnt. He was tossed.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 12:34:38 +0000
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