Chinotimba went to the UK and was having breakfast with the Queen. He asked the Queen Your Majesty, how are you able to rule your kingdom so smoothly? Queen: Its because I always have wise people around me. Chinotimba: How do you know if the people around you are wise? Queen: Its very easy, you see, (the Queen calls in the Prime Prime Minister David Cameron). Queen: David, your parents have a child, he is neither your sister nor your brother, who is he? David: Your Majesty its me. Queen: You see, Mr. Chinotimba, this is how you know your people are wise. Chinotimba returns home and asks Webster Shamu. Chinotimba: Shamu listen, your parents have a child, he is neither your sister nor your brother, who is he? Shamu: mmmmh Chinoz, I have to think about it and get back to you tomorrow. Shamu is busy thinking of the answer when Nelson.Chamisa enters. Chamisa: Honourable Shamu you seem to have a lot on your mind, whats the problem? Shamu: Your parents have a child, hes neither your brother nor your sister, who is he? Chamisa: Thats simple, its me. Shamu: O yes, thank you. Shamu meets Chinotimba the next morning. Shamu: Chinoz, I have got the answer to your question. Chinotimba: Ok what is it? Shamu: It is Nelson Chamisa. Chinotimba: Aah you see, this is why Zimbabwe is not moving forward. I am in midst of stupid people. The answer is David Cameron.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 09:22:36 +0000
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