Chosi Chosi! Once upon a time.... In a small village in Nkandla the was a small boy his name was Jacob of Nkandla. Jacob liked nice things but he could afford them, like many people in his village he made a living from borrowing money from the loan sharks(the shaiks). But Jacob had a dream of building him self a big house with a 1,5 million swiming pool because he was tired of using the shower everytime he sleeps with a different woman, Jacob was da only one in da country of more 50 million people that had a belief that a cold shower can cure HIV/AIDS. Jacob was well known in his village as suger daddy he loved young kids he chowed them for breakfast,dinner and supper, even his own friends where not sure of what to do with their daughters everytime Jacob visit them they would send their daughter to shop because they where scared of what Jacob will do. Jacob was a very genereous man loved by his country because he became da Nduma of his people and the tax monies started going missing but NO-One dared to ask him about the missing monies people where scared for Jacob was the man!! After all the monies went missing Jacob was generous enough to donate roads that where not like the ones in malawi to his community and only ask for pocket money(etolls) and people where very happy and they started singing and dacing for Jacob and many gave Jacob his pocket money and they all lived happly after....
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 10:37:17 +0000
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