Christmas at 11 P.M.: Bend and stretch reach for the stars.Id rather hear Jimi. Scuse me if you dont know why! Bangity bang, toot-toot-toot, harrumph, harrumph! Give him the boot. I think that was the guy in the red suit!Couldnt be thats weeks away. Im not done shopping. Get outta my way! Whered you park the car. I didnt, couldnt find a space! Have you seen my little girl Cindy Liu. Thats the doctors daughter. I dont give a who! Oh little town of Bethlehem, I wonder how sales are tonight.Its so noisy I cant hear the message. Its not in a bottle. Theres a fat guy with a white beard in a red suit in a sleigh full of toys gonna land on everybodys roof on Christmas eve. Isnt a baby named Jesus supposed to be born in a manger bringing hope and joy to everyone! I dont know? Coca-Cola has the fat guy up on signs everywhere. Macys is throwing him a parade! Its all about giving anyway. Did you get a tree? No, my mothers Jewish and my father doesnt care. Its a Wonderful Life! Happy Holidays -Not! Merry Christmas to all! Its after eleven...
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 13:30:56 +0000
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