Chuck Hartzell To rsmmons20@aol,Me,Jr Mayhall, and 7 More... Mar 18 at 9:25 PM ----- Forwarded Message ----- From: Jack To: Jack Sent: Monday, March 17, 2014 7:46 PM Subject: Your Yearly Test Your Yearly Test (only 4 questions) Yep, its that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, its important to keep mentally alert. If you dont use it, you lose it! Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take this test to determine if youre losing it or not. The spaces below are so you dont see the answers until youve made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: bread. If you said toast, just give up now and go do something else. And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2. 2. Say silk five times. Now spell silk. What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said milk, dont attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Womens Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say water, proceed to Question #3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said green bricks, why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down! But, if you said glass, go on to Question 4. 4. Do not use a calculator for this: You are driving a bus from London to Manchester. In Milton Keynes, 17 people got on the bus. In Coventry, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Birmingham, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Wolverhampton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Stoke on Trent, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. And, in Nantwich, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Manchester. Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver? Answer:Oh, for crying out loud! Dont you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus! If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
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