Client: Im having a divorce party. I need a cake for about 15 ppl. can I give you a picture of my ex and you do something like his body melting into a pile of shit. Me: so you want the cake to be feces with his head at the top of it? Client: YESSSS!!!! Me: Im sorry maam I dont do bodily fluids. Cake should never be gross to look at. Client: do you know of anyone that would? I need something to showcase him being a piece of shit Me: {sigh} Aside from you making it yourself, no I do not. However if him being depicted as a jerk is cake-worthy why not a big phallic symbol with his face on it? Client: can we make it a tiny tiny penis with his head big and on the tip? Me: (laughing) yes maam! It will be $200 Client: yesssss! I know you will do a great job. I cant wait to post it! Me: just dont tag me See what I did there? Lol
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 17:09:04 +0000
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