Cold is a relative thing ya know.... At 65 degrees, Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens. At 60, Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe. At 50, Italian & English cars wont start. People in Montana drive with the windows down.. At 40, Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt. At 35, New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold. At 20, People in Miami all die. Montanans close their windows. At 0, Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Montana get out their winter coats. At 10 below zero, Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door. At 20 below, Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Montana let their dogs sleep indoors. At 30 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Montanans get upset because they cant start the snowmobile. At 40 below, ALL atomic motion stops. People in Montana start saying...Cold enough for ya, eh? At 50 below, hell freezes over. Montana public schools will open 2 hours late
Posted on: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 19:23:01 +0000
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