Come to Nitze Cafe to buy tickets so you can bid on THIS GUY: Dylan McCall Landry Dylan McCall Landry was born to feral wolves deep in the woods of Minnesota. By the age of 5, Dylan had learned escape to deadly hunter’s aim, weave blankets from pine cones for warmth and play the recorder. One day, Dylan befriended a ferret and his trusty owner and began attending school for science and chainsaw art. After graduating with honors and learning to bathe, Dylan continued his life’s journey to South America, via blimp, where he became a professional flamenco dancer and experimented with fohawks. One night, Paul Rudd (old, hot Paul Rudd) appeared to Dylan in a dream and told him it was time to return to the path of higher education. It was the very next morning that Dylan mounted his mule and rode to the halls of the John Hopkins University. Dylan now lives as a basement troll with two of Beyonce’s back-up dancers, Flannery and Hellen, in the Shaw neighborhood of DC.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 16:17:23 +0000
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