Concerned that millions of dollars invested into making terrorists like Yasin Bhatkal and Abdul Karim Tunda could go waste, Pakistan is reportedly thinking of cashing out from another big investment – Dawood Ibrahim. “We invested but it seems Nepal is making money by handing them over to India,” a source in Pakistan’s ISI told Faking News referring to both Tunda and Bhatkal being arrested from Indo-Nepal border. Ever since USA has slashed its aide to Pakistan, Pakistan is running short on funds and country’s economists are in urgent search of some policy to bring down fiscal deficit. Pakistan’s move is being seen as a measure to achieve same. They even have plans of selling off other most wanted terrorist – Hafiz Saeed. It’s not yet known what were the exit options that Pakistan had planned while investing in these terrorists, but sources claim that the thought of exit options came only a couple of years back when US killed Osama Bin Laden. Meanwhile Indian government has welcomed Pakistan’s decision and has hoped that USA will buy Dawood in an open auction. “See, they got Headley, which helped us too. It will save Biryani costs apart from spending millions of dollars in the auction,” a government representative told Faking News.
Posted on: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 16:32:54 +0000
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