Conclusion: Wine does not make you fat, it makes you lean -- lean on walls,fences, posts, automobile fenders and other stable objects.. POINTS TO PONDER: 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for the factory workers is BOWLING. 3, The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for the supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS. 6. The sport of choice for the corporate executives and upper management is GOLF. CONCLUSION: The higher you go in the corporate structure the smaller your balls become. Therefore, one might conclude, there must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles. ========================================================= Husband’s Text (by mobile phone): “Darling, I’ve been hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong but fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.” Wife’s Response: “Who’s Paula?” ===================================================== Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Carolina , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence. Then, little Darrell, with a proud South Carolina drawl, pierced the quiet and said: Well, dumbass, stop clappin !” This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 21:21:14 +0000
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