Congrats Kobe on reaching 32,000 points. (Sarcasm) Hes an MJ - TopicsExpress



          

Congrats Kobe on reaching 32,000 points. (Sarcasm) Hes an MJ imposter and a fraud. The MJ/Kobe comparison makes me severely ill. 5 rings is impressive, but the fact remains hes still 1 ring shy, 4 MVPs shy, 4 Finals MVPs shy, 8 scoring titles shy, 1 cartoon in which the Universe is saved shy and 1 sick gatorade jingle shy of the GOAT. I had to hear all morning about this fabulous milestone, and how Kobe will surpass MJ this season on the all time scoring list, without mention once, that it will have been after having played roughly 220 more games than His Airness. That translates to an almost 3 full NBA seasons for you mathematicians out there. MJ averaged 9 points per game more than Kobe in the playoffs and 5 points more in the regular season through his storied career taking WAY fewer shots. Yes...Kobes wife is hotter, but that is an intangible that doesnt relate to the court. If you want to go off court, MJs shoes are way sicker, his brand is way tighter and his wife is still super hot. Plus,..MJ did a commercial with Spike Lee, director of 25th hour and Mike Tysons Undisputed truth, 2 of films all time historical monuments. Im sorry for this rant, but I felt it to be my duty as an upstanding citizen of this country to bring truth to the unspoken and as an advocate of the proper upbringing of todays youth. Consider this bit of truth my one good deed for the day.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:46:10 +0000

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