Congratulations to HIMsters on going strong and on winning the Best Live Act of 2013. It’s only a small reward and appreciation to the guys that spend months and endless hours in the rehearsal place. No matter for how many years they have been polishing their repertoire they are never tied of doing it again and again and again. Finish bros, you are UNBELIEVABLE! There was a review posted on THT wall referring to the intimacy HIM generously shed on the Freedom Hills. HIM must be one of the most intimate rock bands. Firstly I wanted to delve into the intimate philosophy of love pain but the fact that I peep at Gas’s FP too re-routered my brain electricity. Who can resist Gas’s half pink laundry assignment that leaves a vast space for imagination? I couldn’t and can’t. Moreover Laundry is like religion for HIM guys. Janne admitted it too in a very delicate way visually resorting to a pile of towels. Why am I using ‘like’ for God’s sake? Very often being on the edge of sharing something very personal that pops up in the remotest corners of their hearts and minds, the moment the tenderest bud of intimacy is about to be birthed, to bloom and boom, a big but interferes. As a result the only intimacy we all are allowed to enjoy is Gas’s intimate articles awaiting to be properly washed. May I make a proposal? Why every band mate should waste a precious day off on doing laundry instead of doing any that makes him pleased. It will inevitably take its toll on HIM’s performance. At this point I want a pap’s pic Ville Valo hanging his most envied articles hiding his most wanted anti-articles. It will be exclusivity. For the first time a rock star hanging his wash! Now let’s get serious. ‘We are like family’, Ville said it many times. When a much despised laundry day comes, one band mate at a time assumes his and his band mates laundry obligations. No doubt the youngest one will be against recruiting his rhetoric skills. Saying ‘I’m short of time’ implying ‘I’m a front man and a song writer’, saying ‘I need full time inspiration and how am I supposed to find it on the bottom of a laundry basin?’ implying “In order to stir my sonic imagination I’ll take a walk to the store, a beer house exchanging a couple of glances with pretty ladies in the street because all girls love me and I don’t have the slightest idea why they like my ugly fatty oldie mug’ and many other intimate insinuations pissing off not only his tolerant band mates but every guy from the planet Earth. However the main reason of Ville’s resistance is very reasonable. For Ville. His laundry goodies are labeled with S or L because these two letters represent the best his two main aspirations and inspirations. Two band mates goodies are labeled with some extra U because they are unique (custom-made) It translates in much more rubbing. The band mates argument will stay solid and unquaked ‘Why should every band mate waste SO precious day off on laundry, Villlla?’ Have you ever noticed that every problem starts from the youngest ones? Blessed are those who are the only children in the family. After laundry Gas REALLY surprised us! youtube/watch?v=rJksCxzYSNE Have you expected this? He is a composer of a tune. Of a very good tune. I can’t properly appreciate Dementia because I’ve never been into heavy metal. In my anti-heavy opinion many times head banging need is fulfilled at the expense of melody. So my second proposal aims at the next record. Since Gas demonstrated his far and away beyond drumming drums skills, he should make a contribution composing a tune and Ville will make his lyrical contribution. If it’s necessary Ville can even imagine that he is Mikka and getting inside imaginary Mikka so that he can write lyrics from Mikka’s point of view. Also I want sonic contribution from Janne who is very modest and he doesn’t say ‘I do this and that’ but I’m sure that he can do this and that if he wants. He has a very strong background. You know how it usually happens one thing brings another. Another thing was Mikka’s hand. Only a heartless person could stay unmoved at the sight of blisters knowing that the particular hand will continue drumming nearly every night…or day. We are sending all our compassion to Gas’s blistered hand(s). What Mik has on his hand(s) is what ballerinas usually have on their feet. There is no ballerina dancing on hands. It makes Gas a hand ballerina. It’s a true innovation. We all wish sweet Gas the speediest recovery understanding that under the current tour conditions full recovery is impossible. But partial recovery originating from the rest band mates support is always possible if band comrades show their sympathy and compassion in practice. Moreover Ville always says ‘We are like family’. Detergent will inevitably make the hand situation much worse. So the awesome four will assume the responsibility of washing Mikka’s custom made intimate items. One of the awesome four inevitably will end up mumbling a song and performing airy circular movements like Nicole Kidman in the Far And Away movie avoiding to plunge his hands in water. So the awesome three should help their comrade by teaching him how to plunge the hands in water fiercely. Adding soap as needed. ‘Rub then plunge, rub then plunge’. This post is basically spinning round Misha’s intimacy. What I still can’t get why he shows us only the one hand instead of making a painfully blistered impression two times stronger. Why, Misha, why??? However the BEST part is Gas drowning everyone in death metal semen! Gas doesn’t have a dark side. He has a left-handed entombed side. My musical taste can enormously appreciate the Death Metal only for the high professionalism of Death heavy Metal musicians. For example, playing guitar their fingers literally run. How did Mikka The Ripper land up in HIM that is diametrically opposite to his most sacred likes? Only imagine the situation. ‘Mikka, we offer you an ice hockey coach job and a figure skating coach job. The choice is yours’. Mikka; ‘Of course, figure skating!’
Posted on: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 18:34:04 +0000
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