Consequences that cascade.... So as I was taking a bite into a hot pizza about half an hour ago while watching the TV show Voice, as the pizza burned my tongue, I quickly tried to avoid getting burned and I bit my lip so hard it bled (as I yelled, not for contestants on voice either) and as I looked for the coffee table in the semi dark room the telephone began ringing. I put the pizza down in too close to the edge of the table and as I tried to recover from my mistake I kicked the table (nearly broke my big toe), knocked the glass of water over onto my pizza and the floor and my iPhone. Ahhh...the iPhone. I picked up the ringing and wet iPhone and it worked. However it was a misdial from some stranger. It has taken 30 minutes to recover from 40 seconds of chaos in my tv room. There was pizza stain on a rug, a bloody lip, a burned tongue, a nearly broken and severely bruised big toe, a gallon of water on the coffee table with soaked newspapers and carpet and....an iPhone that almost went dark. Thats enough for the evening. Good nite.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 01:30:23 +0000
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