Conversation with my new friend Zander (Or Xander). Hes three. Hey lady, come here, come with me (he takes my hand) I want to show you something lady. Okay, Im following you. Yeah, you follow me. What is that? (points at jar of melty mints) Those are melty mints. I want one. Okay, well, you should ask your mom. Ill buy one for you if she says okay. Okay. (drops my hand and runs across the store) SHE SAID YES! (he runs back) Okay, what color do you want? Thinking. (he points to his temple) Pink? *Thinking*. Im thinking. Oh. I guess pink. There isnt blue? Nope, sorry about that. (he eats his mint and runs toward mom) (few minutes later) Lady, whats that? (points to brownie) Thats a brownie, Zander. I want it. You should ask your mama if she wants to buy that, Zander. Thats a pretty big brownie. Oh. (runs toward mom) SHE SAID NO! (he walks back to me and stands by me at the counter) Im back here with you now! Lady, lets play hide and seek. Okay, 1, 2, 3, (he hides in dressing room behind curtain) hmmm... I wonder where Zander is... hmm... I wonder if I should check behind curtain.. hmm.. (curtain giggles) Hmm.. this curtain giggles, I wonder if it can tell me where Zander is.. Its ME back here! Oh! Now I have to find you! Well, well do that next time, Zander- I have to help those people who just came in right now. Okay, well do it later. Im out a few pennies, but I got a big hug from Zander out of the deal- plus, his mom was delighted.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 23:01:23 +0000
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