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Crash landing No its not a metaphor for a sudden emotional drop, or some failed (insert failure here). I took a dive through the air today and came out virtually unscathed. I missed a step on a set of 4 stairs in my office building right in front of the security desk in the main foyer. I took too big a step and my foot came down on air. I remember thinking , what happened to the step? I threw my body forward not wanting to land on the next 3 steps. One foot grazed the ground but my forward momentum kept me in motion. I flew through the air, landed on my stomach and chest with my arms straight out in front of me, hanging onto my phone; which, I managed to hold onto through the entire fall, then I skidded across the carpet finally stopping 20 feet from the bottom of the stairs. My next thought... how many people saw that? Thankfully aside from shaky, embarrassed to the nth degree; as this was entirely my fault, and a slightly wrenched shoulder I am uninjured. I wish someone had caught it on mp3. To say it was comical would be an understatement. Superman, I am not! Moral of the story. Yoga does a body good and more importantly, Do not text and walk.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 04:01:56 +0000

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