Culled: One Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night. - TopicsExpress



          

Culled: One Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night. He saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movie, he rushes over to him and ask for his autograph. Instead , Spielberg gives him a slap and says you Chinese people bombed the pearl Harbor, get out of here. The astonished Chinese man replied it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all the same, replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says you sank the titanic, my forefathers were on the ship. Shocked, Spielberg replies it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me. The Chinese replies iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you aee all the same. Moral What goes around comes around
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 14:12:40 +0000

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