Cust: Wheres it come from? Me: Britvic. Itll be for the beer cellar, Im guessing. Cust: Right, ok. Is it liftable? Me: Im saying no. Its 240kg and I havent had my Weetabix. At this point, the customer emitted a most extraordinary laugh, one thats impossible to recreate through the medium of type. Imagine, if you will, a hyena with ADHD shagging a helium-filled Yorkshire Terrier in a squeaky wheelie bin thats on fire and being pushed through a One Direction crowd by a team of howler monkeys that cant play the bagpipes but are trying anyway. Brain: Do NOT say anything else even remotely humorous. Me: Wow.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 14:13:23 +0000
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