:D Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from China and the third, from Philippines. They went with a White House officer to examine the fence. The Bangladeshi contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well, he says, I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me). The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me). The Filipino contractor doesnt measure or write any figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, $2,700. The official, outraged says, You didnt even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? The Filipino contractor whispers back, $1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence. Done! replies the government official. The guy from Philippines won the bidding!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 23:07:59 +0000
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