DAFFYNITIONS: ~ Intense: Where campers sleep ~ Kinship: Your brothers boat ~ Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the best lawyer ~ Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor. ~ Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass ~ Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot ~ Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~ Midget: Center engine of a three-engine fast plane ~ Minimum: A very small mother ~ Misty: How golfers create divots ~ Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once ~ Nitrate: Cheapest price for calling long distance ~ Observatory: What George Washington asked his spies to do ~ Pandemonium: A housing development for pandas ~ Paradise: Ivory cubes used in craps and backgammon ~ Paradox: Two physicians ~ Paraffins: Found on the sides of fish ~ Paralyze: Two untruths ~ Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower ~ Pharmacist: A helper on the farm ~ Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots ~ Praise: Letting off esteem ~ Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV ~ Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy ~ Rampage: Section of a book about male sheep ~ Relief: What trees do in the spring ~ Sarcasm: Quip lash ~ Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does ~ Sesame: A seed useful for opening caves ~ Sherbet: A tip on a horse race or sporting event ~ Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark ~ Skier: A person who jumps to contusions ~ Sleet: A slipcover ~ Stirrup: What you do with cake batter ~ Subdued: Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man ~ Subsidy: A town underneath another town ~ Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them ~ Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official ~ Sweater: A garment worn by a child when the mother feels chilly ~ Taxes: Of lifes two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension ~ Teenager: An adolescent whose hang-ups do not include his clothes ~ Teenagers: People who express their desire to be different by dressing alike ~ Tenure: A year after nineure ~ Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary ~ Thursday: How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day ~ Trapeziod: A device for catching zoids ~ Unabated: A fishhook without a worm ~ Valorous: A big animal vit tusks vot lives in vater ~ Vanguard: A person who protects trucks ~ Violinist: A high-strung musician ~ Warehouse: What you ask when you are lost ~ Wholesale: Where a gopher goes to buy a home
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