DAILY DOSE FESTIVE MOODS INTO NEIGHBOURS DOESNT GO Just because you are in your festive mood doesnt mean you have to love the guy next door. My friend is fighting with his neighbours. Fighting with neighbours is big business especially if you live in blocks of flats with six inches of space between each other and start of your relationship on the boil. Expats have this tendency to come so close to each other till they literally live off each other. Then the kids fight, the wives have a misunderstanding, the husbands come home after being slagged off by the boss and now they have to take sides and the frost settles in. Love thy neighbour, they said. A neighbour is a golden gift. Helloooo, where do you live..in the North Pole? Seeing as how there is hardly any space about in the first place you’d think people would be smart and not crowd each other on day-to-day basis but they do. Kids spending the whole time together, the wives becoming inseparable, the husbands catching up at night, they share parties, gossip and things from the kitchen, all of these a recipe for disaster. You share things from the kitchen you can bet dollars to cabooses that trouble will rear its little ugly head. Neighbours are made to annoy you. That’s their job. Like dripping washing from above or slop water trickling onto your balcony and will you please stop that thumping sound before we come up and discuss this, flipping neighbours, no civic sense at all. No common sense either. Throwing their rubbish out of the window onto our ledge. Having parties and not inviting us. Playing music loudly, you there, lower the volume of your TV set. Releasing their kids into the corridors on a holiday afternoon, screaming, ill behaved little devils. Some of them even have dogs and cats and there should be laws against that, barking at 4 in the morning, wish I had a weapon. And then there is this guy who is everyone’s neighbour who never respects your car park space, your potted plants or your privacy. Even his guests park in your space and if you complain he asks you to take it easy. How can anyone take it easy if he has you as a neighbour, mister?
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 06:04:56 +0000
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