๐ซDEADLOCK ๐ซ Pls... scrol down at ur own risk... Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ... Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) ๐ ๐ ๐ Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) ๐ ๐ ๐ Q3. Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie heart is umbrella... Which movie did he really want to see..? Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...! ๐ ๐ ๐ Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho............... Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lots of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? Ans:- DCold (Chain ki saans - Dcold ) ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple.. Ans:- DCold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ !!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: Guidance..! ๐๐๐๐๐ Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga? Student: to Tadang jaisa aavaj aayega. Sir gusse se: Kyu ?? Student: Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di. ๐๐๐๐๐ dont kill me aftr dis...๐ Girl at a stationary store. Girl: I want a calculator. Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??๐๐๐๐ Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG! Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha! KYUN? ? ? Kyuki, UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND MANIKCHAND ๐๐๐๐๐ Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan? ? ? ? Because theres the tali-ban! ๐๐๐๐๐ If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock . . do u know y? . . . . . . . . Bcoz . . . . . . . 2014 is CURRENT year.. ๐๐๐๐๐ This PJ might blow ur senses away: What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ? . . . . . . . . . . . Jaswanti (just 1 tea)... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai? Masti? NO Timepass? NO Hum Message Bhejte Hai Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho. Padhega INDIA, Tabhi To Badhega INDIA.......!:๐๐
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