DEAR LADIES! IF YOUR BOYFIE IS A JALUO...NEVER LET HIM ANSWER YOUR PHONE ON YOUR BEHALF NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES* ONYANGO: Jeptoo, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention JEPTOO: Ati? ONYANGO: Simu yako kwisalia. Mtu anapigia wewe sahu JEPTOO: Bado niko kwa shower sweety, please receive it for me ONYANGO: Hallo…. CALLER: Jeptoo..Iamune?lakwani, amiten ore awendi koita nebo joshua ONYANGO: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: Kwani Jeptoo yuko wapi? ONYANGO: Jeptoo is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the arctic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with you as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while am submerged in my marbled jacuzzi CALLER: Wewe ni nani? ONYANGO: Yawaa do you have air-time of 2,000 shillings and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to you who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any booksop near you and purchase a book titled “Knowing Professor Onyango, the individual with PHDs whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..I authored it when I came back from the diaspora in the previous year CALLER: Nauliza wewe ni nani kwa Jeptoo.? ONYANGO: I am the individual whom Jeptoo. surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: Ati umesema nini?kele nee lakwani? ONYANGO: Yes, I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Jeptoo’s pelvic areas CALLER: Auwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kineeechu, ati umesema nini? ONYANGO: I am the individual who exposes jeptoo’s lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle, yawaaa. Mimi ndio boyfriend yake jowaa. And who are you? CALLER: kiameei ni? cheiso kityo….. umeharibu mtoto wangu. Mimi ni mamake Jeptoo.…. ONYANGO: Ohh, I was talking to my designated mother-in-law, yawaa. Please ooze pardon towards my manners madam and permit me to introduce myself properly…. I am the homo- sapien currently in pursuit of your daughters’ genitalias with an aim of detaining her matrimonially....
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 11:56:36 +0000
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