DECEMBER KI AIK RAT (December ki thandi rat time about 12 bje...) Men apne Hostel k room men jag rha tha...bahar halki halki barish ho rhe the.. Men apne room se nikla aur bahar road pe a gya.. raod pe street lights jal rhe then aur halki barish k sath hawa b chal rhe the... streets lights ki roshne trafic k shoor aur rush se paak raod pe door door tak nazar phaile hoe the.. bht he pyara manzar tha... hostel k opposite side pe waqiya aik hotel.. jahan se men aksar chaye pia krta tha.. Men hotel wale k pas gya...tu us hotel pe kam krne wale larky ne muje daikh kr foran pocha.. Larka: Janab kya hwa abi tak jag rhe ho...itne thand men wo b bahar...packge lagwaya hwa he kya...ksi se baten kr rhe ho.? Me: Ni yar packge wala koi scene nhe hy..bus wase he moosam bht pyara tha is lye a gya.. Larka: ok sir man lete hen...chaye pio gy na sir? Me: han zror yar aisa mosam aur chaye na ho possible he nhe.. (Door kahen ksi hotel pe koi song b chal rha tha jiski halki halki awaz yahan tak a rhe the aur hawa ki sansahat men kbhe sunai dte the aur kbhe bht he madham ho jate the..) hawa k zor se road pe pare darakhton k patte urr rhe the...bohat he khubsurat nazara tha.. tbhe wahan aik larki aye...(jo k about 23 year ki the height normal fair color aur bohat he pyari eyes) larki barish se khud ko bachate hoe hotel k shed k niche aye aur aur hathon ko aik dosre per ragarte hoe…use daikh kr saf lag rha tha k use bht thand lag rhe he. Larki hotel wale larke se : ik cup chaye mil skti he..? Larka: maf kijye ga g per chaye nhe mile skte. Larki: kiun nhe mil skti ? Larka : g wo hamare pas dhood khatam ho chuka he... larki : Mayous andaz men...achaw!!! chalen ok.. larka: Meri chaye cup men dalne laga... Larki: use daikh kr bole ye chaye he tu sahe ap k pas ? ye muje de den... Larka : g ye un sahab ki he ( meri taraf ishara krte hoe bola) Larki: un sahab ki kiun...? ap ye muje kiun nhe dy skte..? Larka: madam g wo pehle order kr chuke hen ..agar ap pehle ayen hoten tu apko dy dta.. Larki: ok men samjh gye aur apne bag men hath dal kr ik 100 ka note nikala aur hotel wale larky ki taraf barha k bole tum ye pakdo paise aur baqi k rakh lo aur chaye muje dydo..ok Larka: sorry madam per men aisa ni kr skta (Men ye sara scene daikh rha tha...) men hotel ki taraf barhte hoe us larki se mukhatib hwa... Me: agar ap ise 1000 b dte tu b ye chaye apko na dta... Larki : (Meri taraf daikhte hoe)..Ohh really aisa kiun? Me: kiun k ye hotel mera he... Larki: Ohh tu tum hotel wale ho...acha btao kitne paise chahyen tumhen 500 bht he tum dono k lye? Me: Excuseme … ye jaga meri he jahan pe ye hotel he.... men hotel wala nhe hon got it..(angry andaz men)...aur itne rat ko bahar paidal phir rhe ho agar bus ka kiraya nhe hy tu mujse ly lo...aur apne ghar jao...samjhe. Larki: ohhhh Hello mister men koi aise waise larki nhe...samjhe men tumhen aur tumhare hotel ko 2 mint men kharid skte hon... wo piche road pe gari nazar a rhe he na workshop k bahar wo meri gari he kharab ho gye the...driver thek krwa rha he ..samjhe...kbhe hotel se zayada paise wali job chahye ho na tu mere driver ban jana......tbhe us larki k phone pe bell baji.. Larki phone pe bat krte hoe : Hello...........ok wait men aye 2 mint....phir phone band krte hoe meri taraf mukhatab hote hoe bole....meri gari thek ho gye he i m going tum dono yahan khady ho kr chaye becho...idiots.. (aur ye kahte hoe wo gari ki taraf chali gye) Uske jane k bad larka meri taraf daikhte hoe bola.. Larka : boss kya item hy yar bohat ameer bap ki beti lagti he..yar tum ise koi chakar dalte...ye hath a jate na tu really men tum aise bohat sare hotels k malik ban jate...but tum ne tu... Me: Yar muje kya pta tha sali itne rich nikle ge muje tu laga awaen he hy koi..kher chor phir kbhe mile tu ise impress kr longa....pakka...tu chaye dy idhar thandi ho rhe he... (usne muje chaye pakdai aur men pene laga tbhe wo larki wapus ati dikhae di..) Hotel wala larka: boss phir se a rhe he...ik aur chance banane laga he tumhara ...dhiyan se.. Me : ok ane dy aur fikar na kr tu daikh... Larki: pas a kr bole....excuseme yahan pas men kahen HBL-Bank hoga..? mene ATM use krna he... Me: HBL tu nhe he but UBL he ap yahan se paise nikal len... Larki: ok.....thanx Aur UBL-Bank ki ATM machine se paise nikalane gye...thori dair men wapus aye...mayus c awaz men bole...ATM kam nhe kr rhe inki ...koi aur bank he yahan...? Me: g yahan tu nhe 3 km agye ja kr ata he...Evenue chowk men... Larki : aur sad hote hoe..ohhhhh no ye tu problem ho gye...mechanic ka bill dena he ab men kya kron...( sar pe hath rakh kr kuch sochte hoe) phir bole ok men apna cell phone use dy dte hon ..phir kal bill pay kr k wapus ly longe i think ye theek rhe ga.... Hotel wala larka ye bat sun kr meri taraf daikhte hoe: ishare se madham c awaz men....boss chance he kuch kro...sone ka anda dene wali murgi hath se na jae... tbhe mene us larki se mukhatab hote hoe bola...kitna bill he apka...? Larki : oh! no its ok bohat shukariya but ye chahye ka bill nhe he..men kuch kr longe ap rhne do... Me : Lagta he thanx bolne ki adat nhe he apko...isi liye ksi ki help nhe lena chahti...aur phir hotel wale larky ki taraf mukhatab hote hoe ....bache...jao madam ki gari ka bill pta kr k ao... Larki ne use rokte hoe kaha : nhe ap rhne do suno....9000 thousand ka bill he just... ye sunte he.....meri hosh thiknae a gye....larki.....meri halat daikhte hoe...its ok mene kaha b tha ye chaye ka bill nhe he... Me: ni aise bat nhe he...its ok men apka bill pay kr dta hon...dont worry....ap ruko men apko cash la kr deta hon... Larki : daikho mene apse bohat batmeezi ki he ap ko mere liye ye sb krne ki zrorat nhe...( piche se awaz dte hoe bole) mene uski bat ki parwah na krte hoe ...hostel ki taraf aya...raste men ........men ye soch rha tha...5000 tu mere pas pade hen......baqi.....k........chalo daikhta hon.. apne room men a kr mene apne room mate ko jagaya.jo k soya pada tha... Me...: Hassan ...? Hassannnnnn.......??? Hassan..: neend men he hmmmmmmmmm? Me : yar tera volet kidar he? Hassan: sote hoe madham c awaz men....yar almari men meri paint men hoga.... Mene almari khole...uske kapre idhar udhar kiye.....nak band kr k kiun k sala nahane se kafi darta tha....uski paint se volet nikala...chek kiya...volet men 2,3 jaga se paise nikalne k bad b wo just 3000 the.....5 mere pas tha 3 ye 8 hoa but bill tu 9000 ka tha.....kafi dair sochne k bad mene socha chal hotel wala kab kam ayega... men apus aya paise le kr....ab thand b muje pehle se kam he lagi the... hotel pe puhanch kr larki ko paise dene se pehle....hotel wale ko 1000 dy kr use kaha yar ye 2000 tota ha dy..... larka 1000 ko daikh kr thora sa hichkaya phir samjh gya aur idhar udhar apne daraz k andar se jama kr muje 2000 return kiya ab mere pas pore 9000 ho gye the.... Mene 9000 larki ko diye.... larki: thanx ap aisa kren mera phone rakh len jab paise return kr donge tu apus kr dena... Me: No thanx uski zrorat nhe...i blive...ase b ye koi itne badi raqam b ni mere liye....:) Larki : ohhh so thanx m sorry mene apko pta ni kya kya bola tha... Me : its ok ab tu bol diya.. Larki : hahaha ap plz apna number dy den.....men apse contact kr k apko kal paise return kr donge.... Me : 0321 7090405 Girl : apka koi name b hoga ..? Me : i think log muje kaif kehte hen..tu ap b yehe likh len... Girl : haha ok ....kaif nice name... Me : thanx Girl : ok i m getting sooooo late men ja kr bill pay krti hon take ghar puhanch skon..........bye take care...gudnite.. Me: same 2 u and bye..... uske jane k bad...hotel wala larka Larka : boss lagta he apki bat ban gye......bohat badi asami he.....muje mat bhool jana pizze khane k bad.. Me : hahah beta bus tu dua kr phir daikh tere bhai k kam abhy ye larki tu koi chez he nhe the..tera bhai tu katrina ko b impress kr leta ...samjhe.. Larka : g boss......man gya... wapus a kr men apne bister per let kr pta ni kya kya sohane sapne daikhta rha..........pta ni kab neend aye..subha ankh khole tu ...... tu koi zor zor se muje hila hila kr poch rha tha kaif ...?? kaif??????? sale rat ko tu ne kya kiya he 1 rupea b nhe bacha mere volet men....kahan gye sb k sab??? tera volet b khali he...? kiya kya he tune rat ko ...han... Me: neend se uthate hoe.....yar wo paise tu .......rat ko ksi ko udhar dy diye.. Hassan : yar tu pagal he.....sare k sare paise udhar dy diye ab nashta kahan se krna he..? tere atm men hen kuch paise? Me : ni yar 126 rupe pady hen... Hassan: tu sale nashta kahan se krna he... Me : chal yar tujhe nashta kra dta hon samnew ale hote se... Hassan : ( meri taraf ghoor se daikh kr mere samne beth kr ) yar tune itne rat ko sare k sare paise akhir kisko udhar dy diye...bta? Me : yar wo ik larki the bichari museebat men the use dy diye ..kafi ache ghar ki the gari b the uske pas use bus koi emergency the....tu rat k 2 bje koi aur tha b ni uski help krne wala tu mene socha... Hassan : meri bat katate hoe...tu tune socha k ye shudh kam tu kr dy hen? Me : Han yar akhir dosron ki help krna he tu life he...( khushe se hassan ki taraf mutwaja ho kr ) Hassan : o Men sadqe jawan tum per tumhari soch per...( pyar kehte hoe ) ( phir aik dam zor se aur ghusse se ) sale wo larki tujhe ullo bana kr chali gye he..gadhay tune sare paise waste kr diey wo koi faraud larki the...aur tu....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Me : nhe yar aisa ni he bohat khubsurat the o aur bht bhooli b the kafi ache ghar ki the gari pe aye the...yar wo rat ko atm kam nhe kr rha tha tu is lye wo paise nhe nikala pae the.... Hassan : yar kis duniya men he tu..ye Lahore he yahan ye sb aise he kiya jata he...tu kya kron ab men tera uska koi ata pta he? Me: han na yar uska number he mere pas. Hassan : Ok…number b hy wah zra try kr uska number…? Me : ok..aur apna cell utha kr ……..phir kuch sochne laga.. Hassan: kya hwa dial kr Me : yar wo yad aya usne mera number liya tha bola tha men kal contact kr k dy donge khud he.. Hassan: teri tu………(ghusse se) tu chal mere sath muje bahar khenchte hoe… Me : aby ruk jote tu pehanane dy… Hasssan: kis workshop pe the uski gari bta? Me: yar wo samne wale pe the.. Hassan : tu ab kidar he? Me : wo chali gye na usi ka tu bill pay kiya tha mene.. Hassan : oh shitttttttt chal mere sath ( ham us workshop pe puhanch kr workshop wale uncle se.. Hassan : Assalm-o-Aleekum uncle Uncle : wa aleekum sallam… Hassan : Uncle rat koi yahan koi gari aye the apke pas khara jise ap ne thek kiya ho uska koi ata pta.. Uncle: rat ko thek zror ki the laikin wo rat ko nhe kal din ko 4 bje aye the….ye apne sath wale shaikh sahab ki the 141.D block wale… Hassan: what ?? aur meri taraf daikhte hoe…? Me: No uncle lagta he ap samjhe nhe wo wali gari nhe jo wo us larki ki gari the jo rat ko yahan aye the apke pas jiska 9000Rs ka bill bana tha… Uncle : Herat se sochte hoe larki ? 9000 ka bill..? 9000 ka tu koi bill nhe bana yahan shaikh sahab ki gari the heat up ho jate the wo tu ham ne thek kr k rat ko bhej di the uska bill tu abi pay he nhe hwa..aur rhe bat larki tu han rat ko yahan pe ik larki aye the ye pochne k lye k rikshaw kis stop se mile ga.. ( Ye sunte he Mere pairon talon se jyse zameen he nikal gye….ho …aur uper se hassan ka ghussa ) Mene bus jaldi se jote utare aur bhagne start kr diya hassan mere piche … Hassan : sale choronga ni tuje bewakof insan ….bht naikin chahri the tuje ……tu ruk sale.. (Men bhagta hwa seedha atm machine men enter hwa daikha tu atm tu bilkul thek chal rha tha…) ...................................................(Scripted by Vj KAIF)
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 15:25:08 +0000
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