DEFINITIONS ! Rumor - News that travels faster than the speed of sound. College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read. Marriage - Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree. Worry - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Experience - The name men give to their mistakes. Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Optimist - A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich Father - A banker provided by nature. Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 05:11:55 +0000
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