DIS WORLD SELF EHH • U collect babe e number storam say chick. Oboi, dey tell u say e mami na fowl? • U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u dey smile dey chop the onion, Massa, u be vegetarian? • U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve different kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent? • U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding?! • U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen? • Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b usher? • Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b golddiga bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u give testimony for Church, sey na grace of God. Bros park well> • Yo babe get F9 parallel bald head, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of 100.000frs . Where she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head? • U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra • U are 6 feet tall, u still dey wear 6 inches high heel shoe...ekieh u wan whisper to God? • U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheatin..aunty,u be mechanic? • U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer? • He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, e never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 13:21:14 +0000
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