DOG FOR SALE A man sees a sign outside a house,-(talking dog for sale,!) he rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden, The man saw a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. Do you really talk ? he asks the dog, YES the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, So tell me your story, the Labrador looks up and says, well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government so I told the SAS, In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no-one imagined that a dog, would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasnt getting any younger so I decided to settle down, I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some under cover work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in, I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals, I got married, had a few puppies, and now Ive just retired. The man was amazed, he goes back to the house and asked the owner how much he wants for the dog, Ten Quid!!? the owner says, Ten Quid? but this dog is absolutely amazing!! why on earth are you selling him so cheaply? because he is a lying B-----D he;s never been out of the garden, the dog was grinning all over his face.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 16:30:45 +0000
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