DONT MESS WITH MOM.... My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face He decided he was smart enough to put me in my place. Guess what I learned in Civics Two, thats taught by Mr. Wright? Its all about the laws today, The Childrens Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room, dont have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say I dont have to bow my head, and I sure dont have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue and nose I can read and watch just what I like, and get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, Ill charge you with a crime Ill back up all my charges with the marks on my behind. Dont you ever touch me, my bodys only for my use Not for your hugs and kisses, thats just more child abuse. Dont preach about your morals like your Mama did to you Thats nothing more than mind control, and its illegal too! Mom, I have these childrens rights, so you cant influence me Or Ill call Childrens Services Division, better known as C.S.D. Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldnt let this go A smile crept upon my face, hes messing with a pro. The next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store I told him, Pick out all you want, theres shirts & pants galore. Ive called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didnt care If I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. And Ive cancelled that appointment to take your drivers test The C.S.D. is unconcerned, so Ill decide whats best. I said no time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite and wait till dinner time Were having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine. He asked Can I please rent a movie to watch on my VCR? Sorry, but I sold your TV for new tires on my car. I also rented out your room, youll take the couch instead All the C.S.D. requires is a roof for over your head. Your clothing wont be trendy now, and Ill choose what we eat That allowance that you used to get will buy me something neat. Im selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike and roller blades Check out the Parents Bill of Rights, its in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying, and why are you on your knees? Are you asking God to help you out instead of C.S.D..?
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 00:01:40 +0000
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