DUMB QUESTION AND GOOD ANSWER 1)sme1 calls u around 2am in - TopicsExpress



          

DUMB QUESTION AND GOOD ANSWER 1)sme1 calls u around 2am in d midnight nd ask u if u ar sleepin.. Answer:no,i am pickin beans to cuk.. 2)it is rainin nd sme1 sees u going out nd d person asks u"ar u goin out in dis rain.. Answer:no,in d next rain...nonsense.. 3)u ar makin out wit a girl nd den she pulls her pant and she ask u"wt ar u tryin 2 do".. Answer:i am tryin to wash dem fr u..haha!!cn u imagine.. 4)dey see u comin out of d bathroom wet nd dey ask u"did u jst tak ur bath".. Answer:no,i fell into d toilet bowl...rubbish.. 5)ur boifrds comes home wit a bunch of flower and u still ask him"are those flowers.. Answer:no baby,dey ar carrot.. 6)you ar in d toilet nd u locked d door nd sme1 comes dere nd says"who is there".. Answer:sowi,it is d poo dt close d door.. 7)u ar in a queue at d cinema to buy ticket nd sme1 asks u"wt ar u doin here" answer:i came here to pay my sch fees.. 8)you are lying dwn wit ur 2 eyes close nd sme1 asks u"ar u sleepin".. Answer:no,i am practicin hw to die..hiss 9)you are cleanin ur room wit a brush nd sme1 asks u"ar u sweepin ur room" answer:no,i am teachin d floor hw to dance".. Legooo!!!Add urs..
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 21:31:52 +0000

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