Damn--I didnt think I was very picky when it comes to clothing, but nothing has a decent style, size, cut, or frakkin material. If I find something with decent material and style, if its big enough in the shoulders, is made for someone who is 6-8 shorter in the torso than I am. If I find something thats the right length in the torso, the arms are too long and its made for someone with frakkin snake shoulders. If I find something thats right in the shoulders, the sleeves are 6 too long. If I find something that has the various sizes within vague shouting distance of correct, its made out of some crappy synthetic material, and probably neon-frakkin-pink and green with orange damned dots and frakkin Hello Kitty heads all over it or some shit. And makes so much noise when you move in it that you cant hear the stampeding elephants coming from behind until they hit 5 yards... I could understand if things didnt fit because Im fat--but thats never the problem area--its shoulders and sleeves and length. Im gonna have to become a damned clothing designer and hire a frakkin tailor in self-defense. All I wanted was a decent damn Fall jacket.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 22:04:16 +0000
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