Damn speech impediment of mine... Me: Okay Mr. Mediator, were all available for Tuesday, June 17th at 2pm. Mediator: Hi Yall. I cant do that date. Can you all do Tuesday, June 17th at 2pm? I have a lot to learn from Lester in Being John Malkovich... INT. LESTERS OFFICE LESTER Fine woman, Floris. I dont know how she puts up with this damn speech impediment of mine. CRAIG You dont have a speech impediment, Dr. Lester. LESTER Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy. But Im afraid I have to trust Floris on this one. You see, she has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western. Perhaps youve read her memoirs, I cant understand a word any of you are saying. CRAIG No. LESTER Pity, it tells it like it is. Thats why the eastern, read Jewish, publishing establishment wont touch it. Thats a quote from the book jacket. George Will, I think. (beat) I apologize if you cant understan a word Im saying, Dr. Schwartz. CRAIG No. I understand perfectly. LESTER (choking up) Thank you for being kind enough to lie. You see, Ive been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. Youre hired.
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