Dan Surrounds FUN WITH YOUR FINGERS(TM)(YAY!!!) YOU TAKE THE TWO middle fingers of you right hand, and fold them down to meet the tip of your thumb. Then you take your index finger and your little finger and stick them straight up. Now look at them in profile. ITS AN ANTELOPE! Why did I just do this, Ned? And, where is the funny joke? Because I just told you to. And, there isnt one! You have just made an antelope, as in the Grand Canyon University Mens Basketball Antelopes! I went to a game there --(35th Ave and Camelback in Phoenix)-- Monday night, and had a surprisingly good time. (Even though I had to sit beside Dave Bunzel!) I got to watch former NBA superstar Thunder Dan Majerle coach the Antelopes to victory! (The suspicious odor of nepotism rears its ugly head, as one of his starting players is his nephew...). During breaks, the cheerleaders have those springy stilts strapped to their legs so they can leap ten feet up the air and do back flips! FLYING ANTELOPES! Boy Howdy! Anyway, whenever the home team is at the free throw line. it is required that you make the antelope sign and hold it up until they make the basket or miss the basket or until you get bored. (During the game, I was mumbling a Firesign Theater reference about the Antelope Freeway, but I dont think they got the joke.) Never to be bored when playing with my fingers, I gave my antelope moving floppy ears, and I had my antelope sing some karaoke. I dont think they liked that My ultimate point here is this is a great venue. Intimate in that it seats only about 7,000 so you are close to the game and there is none of the professional sports team circus atmosphere. As of July of last year, the Antelopes --flying or otherwise -- are in the Western Athletic Conference, so they play national teams. Dan Majerle has them playing tight, fast. fun Phoenix Suns type basketball. It is a beautiful arena and campus. And the best part. Free parking and all seats are a very steep $5 each! Now for a commercial. Monday night was Habitat For Humanity night, They presented Habitat For Humanity Central Arizona with a check for $10,000 at half time. HFH has just formed a three-year partnership with Grand Canyon University to dramatically renovate private housing and the entire neighborhood surrounding the university. Okay... I know some of you like Teddy Bearskovich are demanding a stupid joke of some kind. I am working on developing a complete fishing kit for when you go fishing for bass. It has everything you need; lures, bait, fishing lines, hooks, etc. I am even including a big inflatable bouncy ball with the kit! So when the fish are not biting, you can play with your bass kit ball.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 13:36:15 +0000
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